Rawisms

Q: “My hair is falling out, what do I do?”
A: “You need to eat more fat.”

“I’m raw now and after eating SAD all my life. How to I make sure I get all my nutrients?”

“The raw police aren’t going to hunt you down!”

Q: “I’m not losing weight, what should I do?"
A: “You need to eat more fat.”

“I eat cacao every day because David Wolfe said so.”

“Now that I’ve been juicing I’m going to eat all this pulp in a recipe.”

Q: “I’m breaking out all over the place, what can I do?
A: “You need to eat more fat.”

“If Alissa Cohen uses it in her recipe I know it’s really raw.”

“I’ve been making nut milk and going to use this pulp in a recipe.”

Q: “I’m addicted to chocolate, what can I do?"
A: “Eat raw cacao.”

“This food makes me feel sick. Does this mean I have to stop eating it?”

Q: “My cholesterol is too high – what should I eat?”
A: “You need to eat more fat.”

“If I drink tea every day, what percentage raw does this make me?”

Q: “I’m so tired, what can I do?”
A: “You need to eat more fat.”

“Are Lara Bars really raw?”

“I want to get all the benefits of eating raw, but I still want to eat a few cooked things.”

Note: These are supposed to be funny, please don't take any of the Q & A's seriously!